Why Midtown Needs a Nine-Story Mall Made of Shipping Containers
Shortly after this photo was taken, Cookie Monster threw the coffee at me because I had gotten real sugar instead of Splenda.
Wait, what’s that in the background? Is that … MIDTOWN?
Not satisfied with just traumatizing tourists in Times Square, the Naked Cowboy has announced his candidacy in the 2010 presidential race… as a tea party candidate. Figures. The Gloss has compiled a list of candidates less likely to appear on Cristina’s Court.
Will the inevitable lawsuit be on Cristina’s Court?
"Whoever is going to come here is going to have a good sex life for the rest of your life."
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Dr. Ruth, talking about Fort Tryon Park
Fort Tryon Park is like half an hour north of midtown. Maybe more.
Used to live in Midtown. Now lives on her parents’ couch. Coincidence?
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Definition:
‘Unhip.’
"This is a band called Midtown. They are playing a song called “Become What You Hate.” If I became something I hated, I’d become … Midtown.
This is deep.
